Monday, June 15, 2020

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A week ago I had the opportunity to participate in a Zoom video conference as part of the Virtual Book Festival.  It was a gathering of several authors where I was in the spotlight. This was a great deal of fun and we shared a lot of laughs.

I talked about naming characters and how Jefferson Chene came to be. We discussed outlines and my refusal to use them. I had the chance to share details about all five of my novels, along with the short story (novella) “Stealing Haven” which is part of the “Once Upon A Summer” collection through Inkspell Publishing.

One author asked about doing research and if I had a memorable experience. I explained about an interview with Holly, a young lady I knew who was a fitness instructor. She described many different programs, but her favorite was teaching...pole dancing classes. As a form of exercise. The one instruction she gave her students was related to the fact that everyone will end up on the floor. "The key", Holly said, "was to Get Up Sexy!"   Of course, that ended up in "Vanishing Act". 

Diana, the host of the show, then asked about my latest project. I described “Don’t Mess With the Gods” which is due to be released later this summer (perhaps August) as part of an anthology through Inkspell. What really got the attention of Diana and the others was the one-two punch.  One, this was a paranormal/romance story, which is a genre I’ve never tried before and Two, this was co-written with Elle Nina Castle.  The group was intrigued by the project, especially since Ms. Castle and I collaborated on this entire novella without ever meeting.

You can see the entire interview on Youtube. Just click the link here.

In concert with the Book Festival, which will run the month of June, “Devious” the first novel in the Jamie Richmond series, is on sale for just 99 cents. That’s right. You can get an e-book version of this mystery/romance for less than a buck.


Here’s an excerpt from the story.  In this scene, Jamie is riding along with Kleinschmidt (Smitty), a state trooper, to get research on a character for her next book. That’s when things go sideways.

Suddenly, I saw a flash of light and heard a muffled bang. Smitty pitched onto his back, his right hand clawing feebly at his holster as a loud roar reached my ears. The door of the truck was still open, a brown arm extended beyond the edge of the spotlight. A gun was clutched in the gloved hand. I watched in horror as the trigger was pulled back for another shot.

Everything that happened next must have been instinct. Or maybe it was merely a reaction. Or dumb luck. Or the Force. Yeah, maybe it was the Force. I don’t think I’ll ever know for sure.

I reached across and pounded on the horn with one hand, flipping the buttons Smitty had used to activate the siren with the other. The sudden noise startled the driver.  His arm jerked back into the cab and the door slammed. Spraying stones and dust behind, the truck lurched onto the road and raced away.

Fumbling the microphone off the dash, I thumbed the button. "Kleinschmidt has been shot! Send an ambulance!" I dropped the microphone and managed to get my door open. The frame around the window clipped my forehead and knocked me back a step.

I'd forgotten to turn off the siren and its wail was splitting my eardrums. “Idiot,” I muttered, “stay calm.”  This was easier to say than it ever was to do.

Reaching back inside, I switched the siren off then rushed around to the front of the car.  Smitty was lying on his back on the edge of the road. Blood soaked the gravel beneath him. His eyes were closed, but I could see his chest moving.

I dropped to my knees beside him. "You're going to be okay, Smitty. I called for help."

"Shot by a dog," he whispered. Kleinschmidt opened his eyes weakly. "First aid kit in the trunk. Stop the bleeding." His voice was fading so fast I had to press my ear above his mouth. I got a whiff of grilled onions.

What if the truck came back?  What if they were waiting right now, just beyond the reach of the spotlight, waiting for me to get close so they could kill Smitty? And kill the witness too? I cringed. They wouldn’t need to shoot us, just drive right over us with that truck. My imagination was running away with possibilities.

With a shake of my head, I chased such thoughts away. I ran back to the car. I dropped the keys three times after getting them out of the ignition before finally jamming the right one into the trunk lock. There was a white metal box with a red cross on it.  I lugged it back to Smitty and knelt beside him. Where the hell was that ambulance?

There were latex gloves inside the kit on top of all the equipment. I pulled them on and rummaged through the contents. I found some large sterile gauze pads and some medical tape. Somehow I managed to crudely tape the gauze to each side of his shoulder. The bullet had entered through a small hole just beneath the collarbone on his right side. The exit wound looked bigger than a golf ball.

"You're going to be all right, Smitty." I don't know if I said this for his benefit or mine.

He groaned and closed his eyes again.

I didn’t know what else to do. I’d called for help. I’d patched him up. There was no way I could move him. But I didn’t think I was supposed to anyway. I thought he was still breathing, but I wasn’t sure.  Closed eyes meant death. I was sure of it.

I rocked forward and slapped his cheek. Hard. "Don't you die on me!" I screamed.

His eyes fluttered open.

My limited medical knowledge flashed through my mind—coma, shock, heart attack, trauma, tonsillitis. I had no idea what else to do for him. Where were the professionals? They should have been here already!

My eyes kept flicking from Smitty’s face, to his wound, to the direction the truck had taken. Suddenly I heard the sound of a siren. Then another joined in. I swiveled my head, trying to find them. Another groan escaped Smitty’s lips. My eyes searched his body for signs of life. I thought it was too late.

The siren sounded close now. I glanced up as the ambulance and another patrol car arrived.

"What the hell took you guys so long?" I shouted as they rushed to us. The paramedics rudely pushed me aside and bent over Smitty. I was about to kick one guy squarely in the ass when someone grabbed me from behind and lifted me off the ground. I was carried back to Smitty's car, struggling all the way. Finally, they sat me down on the hood.  My eyes focused and I recognized Sergeant Malone.

"Relax, Jamie. Let the paramedics do their job."

I was exasperated. How could he be so calm when one of his own men lay there wounded?  "He could be dead by now, Malone. He's been lying there bleeding for over an hour."    

"It hasn't been an hour. It's only been three minutes." Malone tried to smile but it never reached his eyes.

"Three minutes?"

"Three minutes. Your call came in two minutes after Smitty radioed in his position. His report was logged in at ten-fourteen. Your call was at ten-sixteen. It's now ten-nineteen."

"Three minutes?" I repeated.

Buy Links:
https://books.apple.com/us/book/devious/id1059428211

June is also AudioBook Month.  

Both of the Jefferson Chene novels are available on Audible. Here are those links.


“Why 319?”



Your Turn to Die

 Music this week comes from John Mellencamp


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